I am an Anglophile stuck in America. I cope through Doctor Who cosplay(River specifically). I also cosplay other things british like Being Human and Misfits. Enjoy!
So, as I’m sure you are all aware (if you aren’t, DAMN you have some catching up to do), River is a sorta-Time Lady. She can work the TARDIS, and she can regenerate. (That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of artron.)
As you may or may not be aware, the Time Lords had a sort of afterlife. This…
It gets worse when you realize that he taught her Gallifreyan at some point.